Blog of a Ridiculous Lesbian
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my mom almost named me Andrea pronounced like an-dray-ah but she was premptively annoyed at her family members pronouncing it an-dree-ah so she last second named me Rebecca. lmao. jokes on her tho i woulda gone by Andy if that was my name & i go by Bec in this timeline. you can name the tomboy after a fucking flower and she’ll squeeze an androgynous nickname out of it
“i’m going to name my daughter…………Rosemary Heather Smith :)”
(daughter 13 years later in cargo shorts and a WWE shirt) “sup i’m Heath”
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Pansexuality explained through elaborate wine metaphors, courtesy of the show Schitt’s Creek (context, the two of them slept together the night before, but Stevie, the first one to speak, had always thought David, the one looking at wines, was gay)
[Transcript below the cut]
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hot new thing: painting almost photorealistic pokemon into photographs
dont know what the painting part of this means but heres some normal photographs ive taken, with my camera
With your camera? How… how did you get the first shot, on the outside of the plane?
no more questions
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- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
- and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
- and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
- meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
- and he is presently worth $137 billion
- and half of $137 billion is roughly
- $69 billion
(via bijackkelly)
- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
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Dogblr Questions
1) How many dogs do you have?
2) What is your dogs name?
3) How old are they?
4) Do you have plans to add another dog to the family?
5) Do you or have you ever had a heart dog?
6) Did you grow up with dogs?
7) What was your first dogs name?
8) Do you have any “saved” names for future dogs?
9) Your favorite breed?
10) Your least favorite breed?
11) A breed you love, but can never see yourself having?
12) A breed you used to hate, but now love?
13) A breed you used to love, but now hate?
14) Your favorite breed group?
15) Your least favorite breed group?
16) Do your dogs compete in any sports?
17) Do your dogs compete in confirmation?
18) Your favorite trick your dog knows?
19) A trick you’d love to teach your dog?
20) What’s the first trick that you taught your dog?
21) A useless trick that you love?
22) In your opinion, what’s the most important thing to teach your dog?
23) What do you usually teach first?
24) What’s your dogs favorite toy?
25) Does your dog have a toy that they hate?
26) What’s your dogs favorite game to play inside?
27) What’s your dogs favorite game to play outside?
28) Something your dog did recently that made you smile?
29) What’s your dogs favorite treat?
30) What’s your dogs least favorite treat?
31) Is your dog really food motivated, play motivated, praise motivated, or something else?
32) Where does your dog usually sleep at night?
33) If your dog sleeps in your bed, where do they usually prefer to sleep at in your bed?
34) What’s your favorite coat color?
35) What’s your least favorite coat color?
36) What’s your favorite coat pattern?
37) What’s your least favorite coat pattern?
38) What’s your favorite ear style?
39) What’s your dogs favorite thing to chew on?
40) What’s the worst thing your dog has ever eaten?
41) Nail clippers, Dremels, files, or something else?
42) How often do you give your dogs a bath?
43) How often (if necessary) do you brush your dogs fur?
44) What’s your preferred brush?
45) Do you brush your dogs teeth?
46) How often does your dog visit the groomer?
47) Does your dog have any bad habits?
48) Boys or girls?
49) What’s your doggy dream team?
50) What’s the silliest thing your dog has ever done?
51) What’s something that you wanted to accomplish with your dog and did?
52) What are some goals you have for your dog?
53) Is your dog usually quiet or loud?
54) What is/are your favorite dogblr(s)?
55) Who is your favorite dogblr dog?
56) Do you use dog cologne on your pup?
57) Single coat or double coat?
58) Does your dog like car rides?
59) Have you ever painted your dogs toenails?
60) Do you dress your dog up for Halloween?
61) What was the first night home with your dog like?
62) Do you take your dog to the dog park?
63) What’s your favorite piece of dog gear you own?
64) Does you dog wear sweaters?
65) If they do, which is your favorite sweater you own?
66) Does your dog have a high or low (or something in between) prey drive?
67) Would you describe your dog as high, low, or medium energy?
68) Does your dog have any weird habits?
69) Does your dog like to play in the snow?
70) Does your dog like to swim?
71) Does your dog bark at TV doorbells?
72) Where’s your favorite place to spend time with your dog?
73) Is there anything you look forward to doing everyday with your dog?
74) Share the first picture you saw/took of your dog
75) Share your favorite picture of your dog
Anyone want to distract me from work saltiness?
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